Here are some really awesome quotes I've heard

"GET IT!"
Tiny and Marconi


"You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same"
- Unknown


"Pause my friend as you pass by,
As you are, so once was I,
As I am, so shall you be
Prepare you, then, to follow me"
- ???Something written on a grave I had seen


“What is it about the dark places that draw my eyes in? The damnnation? The isolated dreams? I would give up my bitter visions to know”
- Ariadne Zeitwellen Masters, Chambers


"You're not here for a long time, you're here for a good time!"
- Dave Parsons


"If you can't handle the truth, put it back in your pants"
- Emma Malone


"Alf's making a comeback-IN POG FORM!"

"I'M OK TODAY! MY MOM GAVE ME DEODERANT!"

"Everything's coming up Millhouse!"
- Millhouse, from the Simpsons


"You walked down the steps and I loved you,
Because I could see your heart.
You held it before you for everyone to see,
And I worried that it would be bruised or torn.
And more than anything in my life,
I wanted to keep it safe.
To warm it with my own."
- Angel to Buffy in "Helpless"


"Welcome to my parlor" said the spider to the fly
- Unknown


"Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for. Don't belong, don't exist, don't give a shit. DON'T EVER JUDGE ME"
- 'Surfacing' by Slipknot


"I'm too young to know everything"
- Oscar Wilde


"Is it love that make us sad
and fills our hearts with sorrow?
Or is it the lover you love that breaks your heart
and makes you dread tomorrow?"
- Unknown


"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
- Eor, from Winney-the-Pooh


"Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication, because youth is sweet and they are growing."
- Aristotle, 'Nicomachean Ethics'


"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
- Al Capone


"One day you look at the person and see more than you did the night before, like a switch was flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend, is suddenly the only person you can imagine yourself with"
- Scully, from the X Files


"But I don't want to go among the mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. Your mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
- From "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", by Lewis Carroll